Fuckin' dating, man [New York, New York]
Ask yourself the following:
1. Did he pay for a real dinner at a legitimate restaurant?
2. Did you NOT want to get the fuck out of there the minute you sat down?
3. Did you find him attractive BEFORE you finished your first margarita?
4. Do you need to change your underpants?
If you answered “yes” to the majority of the above questions, and especially number 4, than, CONGRATULATIONS — you just had a good first date!
The lucky guy is moving on to Round II.
Oh heyyyyyy wanna have some-serious-strings-attached sex with me?
Choose one:
a. Pray he falls off a cliff (or gets pushed maybe).
b. “Hey, let’s have a beer and catch up!”
c. All of the above simultaneously.
“I’m really busy right now, so I can’t do more than short-term dating.” —> “I just want to fuck with no strings while you slowly fall in love with me and then I’ll break it off.” —> goodbye.
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